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spider_kitten in syd_meh

Terrible jokes needed......make em short one's I'm sending them to someone via text to cheer them up.......

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

HA ha Dad joke!
3 blondes walked into a bar. You'd think one of 'em would have seen it.
Guwforr!
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch.

What does a billiard ball do when it stops rolling?
Stops and looks 'round.

Why won't a piece of string?
Because it will knot.

What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs if both the same.

What's the difference between a bird with one wing and a bird with two wings?
It's a matter of a pinion.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A "doyouthinkesaurus".
What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?
Illegal is a sick bird and the other is against the law.
Tee hee, thanks!!!!! I love the dinosaur one.
What do you call Bob the builder when he retires?
Bob

What's white and swings through teh jungle on a vine?
A Refridgerator

What's grey and swings through teh jungle after it?
Extension lead
I love the refridgerator jokes....

What's blue and white and sits in a tree?
A refridgerator wearing a denim jacket.
Its a little sad to admit this, but I heard the fridge joke ten years ago, and thought it was one of the stupidist things I'd ever heard but giggled. It still makes me giggle endlessly